mehh.
Lim Kan Wei
22/04/1989
Nan Hua Secondary School
Ngee Ann Polytechnic
Enlisting on Sept 11 1130hr.
Tuesday, September 16, 2008 @ 2:44 AM
came across this.
" The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth"
1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
3. When in another's lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
9. Do not harm little children.
10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
i think i'm satanic. cos more or less i'm abiding by all these rules, well, most of the times.
7 and 8 need a little explanation.
7: change 'power of magic' to 'help acquired/enlisted', and it'll make more sense.
8: if it's something that you chose to do, don't complain about it, because no one's forcing you to do it and you can just back out of it as when you like.
and i wish people would abide by #2.
pisses me off to no end, though i guess it's better now.
AHH I AM BORED.
and hungry.
:(
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