i've been having a bad stomach the whole day, and it's not good, especially when i had to spend the day before without an appetite. and i lost my voice briefly, just to top it up. honeyed lemon water works wonders, really. at least i can hear myself talking now.
anyway, i came a quote by george carlin, so i went to google all of his quotes. these are a few that i found hilarious.
If you live long enough, sooner or later everybody you know has cancer. I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary. You can prick your finger — just don’t finger your prick. Ever notice that (while driving) anyone going slower than you is an idiot, but anyone going faster is a maniac? Isn’t it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do “practice”? I don’t have a fear of heights. I do, however, have a fear of falling from heights. I have as much authority as the Pope. I just don’t have as many people who believe it. "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence? Death is caused by swallowing small amounts of saliva over a long period of time.
so on. i haven't been in a blogging mood lately, so forgive me for the dry spell. meanwhile, some songs.
